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I don't like Mondays.
Jan. 24th, 2005 06:44 pmRandom thoughts from today:
Pardon me, Mother Nature. I know you're pretty busy, but I think you made an mistake. It is not supposed to actually be cold in New Orleans in the winter time. Could you please reschedule my seventy degree days? I don't complain about the hurricanes and stifling summer humidity, so give me a break, okay?
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Buddy, you've called me three times today to reset the same password. If you work an eight hour shift, that would mean you're forgetting your password at a rate of once every two hours and forty minutes. Impressive. If I put pretty pictures on the keys, would that help you remember?
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Mr. Postmaster, if you're going to lock me out of my mailbox 'cause I forgot to pay the yearly renewal, could you perhaps give me some warning, like putting a nice big note that says "Hey, bonehead, you think this shit is free?"
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Note to self: no matter how big the temptation, stop eating bad king cake.
Pardon me, Mother Nature. I know you're pretty busy, but I think you made an mistake. It is not supposed to actually be cold in New Orleans in the winter time. Could you please reschedule my seventy degree days? I don't complain about the hurricanes and stifling summer humidity, so give me a break, okay?
***
Buddy, you've called me three times today to reset the same password. If you work an eight hour shift, that would mean you're forgetting your password at a rate of once every two hours and forty minutes. Impressive. If I put pretty pictures on the keys, would that help you remember?
***
Mr. Postmaster, if you're going to lock me out of my mailbox 'cause I forgot to pay the yearly renewal, could you perhaps give me some warning, like putting a nice big note that says "Hey, bonehead, you think this shit is free?"
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Note to self: no matter how big the temptation, stop eating bad king cake.
