Damned these Bugles!

Vile conical corn snacks, you mock me with synthetic southwestern ranch flavoring.

I cannot say no, as I am certainly addicted to this rare amalgam of spice and MSG, an essence so wonderfully refined, from garlic, onion, chiles and corn syrup solids.

How I am revolted by your degermed yellow corn meal, but still longing for your powdered sour cream. Damned these wretched Bugles!