Open house.

Due to the light turnout for my magnanimous offer earlier today for bonus paid-account time (please reference previous post), and in conjunction with a gross case of boredom, I'm creating my own pseudo-meme for my own amusement. The following is a completely self-serving function, and in no way constitutes any endorsement of publicly sharing my privacy. If you want to be anonymous, that's fine, tell me what you want. Every single reply will be screened. If replying and deleting makes you feel better, then go right on ahead, friend. It's no-holds-barred rock-em sock-em LJ action!!! Want me to email you the response? Be sure to include a self-addressed e-stamped envelope.

Ready?

  1.Ask me one question, any question, about anything at all, and I will give you a straightforward honest answer, with detail if you prefer. No limits on content or context.

  2.Tell me the reason you first friended me, and I'll respond with why I friended you.

  3.Tell me why you keep me on your friendslist, again with an honest answer, and I'll tell you the same.

  4.Give me one piece of advice or wisdom that you think I really need in my life.

  5.Willy Wonka: Depp or Wilder?

  6.Leave me with a parting comment that will stay with me for days.

Okay, liddle chirrens. Everything is screened, just me and you, no one sees anyone else. That's right, it's only fun for those who participate and me. And you'll never know who responded and who didn't. Neener neener.