Friday the Thirteenth

Only in jest have I considered anything unlucky about the thirteenth of a month falling on a Friday. It's a Friday. It's the 13th. So what? Maybe it's just the crossing of so many random variables that would produce a consistent series of "unlucky" Fridays that I doubt. I thought I'd play up the charade today, mocking some dumb move a fellow coworker made when they dropped a keyboard or let their cellphone drop to the floor.

Then I must have walked under a ladder...

( What follows is my longwinded tour of Friday the Thirteenth. )