Happy, happy birthday!

Happy birthday, jhohanna! Hope you're settled enough into the new digs to have a big celebration tonight. What are you, like 22 or something?

words to remember

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."

-President Theodore Roosevelt


That is the heart of checks and balances. Now impeach the sonuvabitch.

"It's 1980. Can't you afford a fucking haircut?"

Dude, I just finished downloading Decline of Western Civilization.

It's like I'm in high school again. This is sweet.

If you've never seen it, then see it. And if you can't find it, tell me and I"ll burn you a copy of this once-on-VHS copy I just found.

"They'll get into your pants and suck your soul!"