Scary thoughts from the red state of mind

Okay, so this is from a friend of a friend's dad. This message is a response aimed at one of those idiotic conservative email threads that get all the closet neo-cons in a tizzy. My dad gets those. When I was at the farm a couple of weeks ago dad started telling Obama jokes. I bit my lip. I prefer to mind my battles for when it counts, like countering accusations of what Obama does instead of giving me tangible evidence his own candidate knows anything and what his candidate's platform consists of.

I digress.

Anyway, it's one of those emails. I've redacted the one word that really offends me, but you'll know it when you see it. Freedom of speech and all, but I just don't like the slur. Other than that edit, this is rebroadcast in its original gory glory. That said, read and be scared. Be very scared.

Hello Issac,

The problem is that Pelosi is not an idiot. She knows exactly what she is doing, and she is achieving her socialist, left-wing, marxist agenda with the help of the ignorant electorate. Obama is a marxist as well, and if he is elected both he and Pelosi will do everything in their power to destroy the middle class.

Cicero told the Romans that republics can only survive until the masses figure out that they can vote themselves as much of other people's money as they want. That is what is happening in the U.S. The Democrats have worked very hard to foster the kind of class hatred that prevails today, and preserving the open border chaos plays right into their hands. If illegal immigration is not checked the Democrats will become too strong to defeat at the polls.

When that happens (notice I say when, not if) they will begin to redistribute income on a massive scale. Universal healthcare will result in tax brackets of up to 55% for the top earners (as is currently the case in Canada). Sales and property taxes will increase as well as the states begin to loose their traditional perogatives to the federal government. The defense budget will be slashed to the bone to pay for ever more grandiose social programs, and small business will disappear. The larger corporations will labor under ever increasing regulation and taxes and America will become Europe. But, this is not because Pelosi is stupid. It's because this is exactly what she and Harry Reid, Obama, Boxer, Feinstein and the other communists want to happen.

In order to achieve this they will have to disarm the upper and middle classes as well. It remains to be seen if Americans will knuckle under on this, but if the experience of Great Britain, Canada, New Zealand, and Australia are any indication, it doesn't look like the Democrats will have much trouble there either.

Unfortunately, the outlook for us is pretty bleak Issac. So, what can true patriots do to avert this abortion that will be a socialist America?

Well, we should always vote of course, but ultimately this will do us no good because the have-nots (read ni****s, mexicans, and white trash) will always outnumber the haves (read people who work for a living and love their country).

I truly believe that the most important thing we can do is to get right with God and arm ourselves to the teeth. I for one will not go down without a fight. And I think it will eventually come to that. Of Course, I am under no illusions about the outcome. We will loose (no matter how many of us there are it would be impossible to overcome the might of the U.S. military). But I will go down with a clear conscious and as one who loved his country more than life itself. At least I know that in time Christ will return to judge the earth and at that point he will incinerate the bastards. It's the one consolation that I have that keeps me moderately sane.

Take care,

John

Enlightening, huh? I love the way it goes deeper and deeper off the deep end. Like a bottomless fucking chasm. Catch the last line? Moderately sane indeed.

I'm not one to berate party affiliation, but I know this person happens to be a Republican. You know what I don't get is why the GOP would be proud of this line of thought. You want to be conservative, well I can see that. I can even concur with some conservative ideals. But this? Seriously, if someone touts this as what the GOP represents, I would think the party would be fighting to change this public perception and, in turn, lose this mentality. Or maybe not. Who knows.

I think the guy really should go and get with god. Oh, and by the way, does he know Jesus was an olive-skinned, Jewish member of the working class in the middle east?


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It only gets better. My friend writes back to his dad ("I don't know who this guy is, but his use of the N word says it all."), and, for what reason I don't know, good ol' dad forwards the comment to Mr Red State. So Mr Red State replies:

Ruth,

Please note the liberal mind-set that Shane so flawlessly displays. In Shane's world my use of the word "ni***r" cancels out whatever merit the rest of my lengthy argument may have had. This is classic liberalism at work.

Remember Mark Furman? Furman had a trail of evidence against O.J. Simpson that could have convicted Jesus himself had he been accused of the murders. But, Furman committed the unforgiveable sin of using the "N" word somewhere in his past. So the simple allegation that the lead detective on the case was a racist was enough to cancel out all of the hard evidence against Simpson. In the liberal's convoluted mind the mere suspicion of racism trumps the execution of sound judgement.

Shane has obviously been well indoctrinated by his socialist mentors. It's really a shame, because our country needs intelligent leaders. And Shane, if you are out there reading this, a ni***r is a ni***r is a ni***r . I have served and worked alongside honorable black men all of my life. But a ni***r is a ni***r regardless of skin tone my friend. Pull your head out of the clouds and say hello to reality.

All the Best,

John

Wow. Can McLame use this guy in his TV ads or what?

Now that's what I call bad fiction

Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped "Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."

-the grand prize entry of the 2008 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, shamelessly authored by winner Garrison Spik

This contest is a rich testament to the worst writing that never was.