2016-05-30

nolapenguin: (devilish)
2016-05-30 07:11 pm

a Tuesday by any other name

Overheard in New Orleans:

Random stranger: (walks up to a couple who are obviously deep into each other and have that about-to-get-it-on look) I'll sketch your picture fa two bucks!

Guy on date: Sure! Here's two bucks.

Random stranger: Sketch her? You? Both you?

Girl on date: Oh, no, don't. Not me. Go sketch that bike or something.

Random stranger: Hey, wait, man, are you two gonna fuck later?

Guy on date: (smiling) Yeah, we are.

Random stranger: Listen, you gotta do dis. On da way home, stop off at da Walgreen's, get some ice cream or yogurt, and eat it all off dat pussy. She love dat I promise!

Guy on date: Oh...okay...thanks...

Random stranger: Sho you don't want dat sketch, baby?