Happy birthday, fluffworld!

Screw all that milestone stuff. You stay a kid as long as you want.

"A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here."

Perhaps the best news story I've seen in a while.

Kwik-E-Marts magically appear across the nation.

Be sure to check out the video for the label on the hot dog machine.

But for god's sake, impeach Cheney first, will ya?

President Bush lets Scooter Libby lick his balls.

Nice. Very nice. Please give me any reason at all why Congress will not proceed with blowing open the entire administration? Please, prove to me why I should have a single ounce of respect for George W. Bush? This is so beyond what Nixon's boys did. I mean, serously, Nixon had his freak on, but this den of scoundrels? This sickens me and insults not only the basic tenets our forefathers sought to uphold, but disrespects every American who believes in our government.

I think I'm going to be sick.