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a Tuesday by any other name
May. 30th, 2016 07:11 pmOverheard in New Orleans:
Random stranger: (walks up to a couple who are obviously deep into each other and have that about-to-get-it-on look) I'll sketch your picture fa two bucks!
Guy on date: Sure! Here's two bucks.
Random stranger: Sketch her? You? Both you?
Girl on date: Oh, no, don't. Not me. Go sketch that bike or something.
Random stranger: Hey, wait, man, are you two gonna fuck later?
Guy on date: (smiling) Yeah, we are.
Random stranger: Listen, you gotta do dis. On da way home, stop off at da Walgreen's, get some ice cream or yogurt, and eat it all off dat pussy. She love dat I promise!
Guy on date: Oh...okay...thanks...
Random stranger: Sho you don't want dat sketch, baby?
Random stranger: (walks up to a couple who are obviously deep into each other and have that about-to-get-it-on look) I'll sketch your picture fa two bucks!
Guy on date: Sure! Here's two bucks.
Random stranger: Sketch her? You? Both you?
Girl on date: Oh, no, don't. Not me. Go sketch that bike or something.
Random stranger: Hey, wait, man, are you two gonna fuck later?
Guy on date: (smiling) Yeah, we are.
Random stranger: Listen, you gotta do dis. On da way home, stop off at da Walgreen's, get some ice cream or yogurt, and eat it all off dat pussy. She love dat I promise!
Guy on date: Oh...okay...thanks...
Random stranger: Sho you don't want dat sketch, baby?
