From the "How Not to Cheat on Your Wife" files

[nolapenguin]

If you're going to compensate for a small putz by purchasing an exotic sports car, be sure to register it in your own name if you plan on being a cheating spouse...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2192&item=4556985749

Comments

[nawlins-penguin.livejournal.com]

Well, I found it funny, joke or not. I'm sure snopes.com already has an entry for it.